And anything to make you smile.

Note this is only funny if you know Danish, I didn't make it myself, but found it quite amusing. I do know th guy who wrote it, genius.

Udtryk og Ord - Outpress and Words.

- In the whole taken = I det hele taget.
- He looks like him on a dot = Han ligner ham på en prik.
- That must you self about = Det må du selv om.
- That is straight much = Det er ligemeget.
- May we then pray about the chambertone my fine friend = vi så bede om Kammertonen min fine ven.
- ..Whole wild alot = Helt vildt meget.
- A banger = En knallert.
- Is it driving = Kører det.
- Look my towerhigh tallspeaker = Se min tårnhøje højtaler.
- I butter me a food = Jeg smører mig en mad.
- That's a frontpart - Det er en fordel.
- Pearlmother = Perlemor.
- Is there hallway in it = Er der gang I den.
- You don't get more for that 25 ears = Så får du ikke mere for den 25 øre.
- You had so the hat fits = Du har fået så hatten passer.
- That must you further out on the countryside with - Den må du længere ud på landet med.
- Out on Lars Slimshits fields = Ude på Lars Tyndskids marker.
- You must hear alot before the ears fall off = Man må høre meget før ørene falder af.
- You can belive he got long in his face = Du kan tro han blev lang I ansigtet.
- So there you really have shot the parrot = Så der har du virkelig skudt papegøjen.
- The raisin in the sausage-bottom = Rosinen i pølse-enden.
- End, fart, final = Slut, prut, finale.

Danske Byer:

Slice = Skive.
Souldizzy = Sjælør.
Beerpiece = Ølstykke.
Happyscissors = Gladsakse.
Electioncity = Valby.
Behindsword = Bagsværd.
Yearhouse = Århus.
Eelcastle = Aalborg.
Mediumspeed = Middelfart.
Doggyplace = Hundested.